Best Seuss Pairing Ever!!!

ask-swag-onceler:

I got fucking locked in my storage closet looking for my first thimble. I keep calling Mom and she says she’s gonna get me out REAL soon. It’s only been like eight hours so that’s not so bad. Right?

Man I’m starving like a Barbaloot on his birthday.

I’d like to help you out dude, however, the only food I have that would fit under the door are sunflower seeds :(

Reblogged 11 months ago from ask-swag-onceler
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    I’d like to help you out dude, however, the only food I have that would fit under the door are sunflower seeds :(
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  11. pookiebrr-is-now-shibabear said: Omg Swag are you sure Pun-ler didn’t lock you in there? I’m sure he just wants to make some “Swag’s coming out of the closet” joke.